I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

We want your skull! Make no bones about it!

Don't hide your emptiness. Fill it with love and give it away to fill your life with joy.

When your eyes beholds mine, I am mesmerized only to be your wife in bad times more than the best ones. Because whatever one say Marriage is all about Compassion

You have to let go before you can reach.

Whatever is not commonly seen is condemned as alien.

If you do something often enough, a ratio will appear

My nickname when I was young was Teddy, so people would call me Teddy Bear.

Eventually, if you're lucky in life, you find someone with the same chemical imbalance you have.

I'm very happy to have a small, long, career instead of one big hit and then oblivion.

As a part of the NFL, things change every year.