I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.

I don't chase after things, but I put forward the effort and know the rest of it is out of my hands.

I don't necessarily self-identify as a writer, 'cause it implies a certain level of intelligence.

The thing about narcissistic people is that they don't think they're being narcissistic.

Your harshest critic is always going to be yourself. Don't ignore that critic, but don't give it more attention than it deserves.

I take my coffee like I take my women... strong... black... and proud.

Internet fame is like regular fame only without all the annoying 'money' and 'power.'

Super excited about things I'm going to do; never excited about things I'm actually doing.

You have to lead, in the case of a game show, a contestant through the architecture of the show. So there's a lot of rules there, literal and implied, that you have to navigate.

Whatever I write I publish. Because that's where the money is.

Shuffling really isn't something you should be doing on your deathbed.

Poetry is and should not be explained It’s not a theory not a formula or a set patternIt’s a labyrinth of reflection with no source of image

Serving in the best country in the world demands becoming the best in what you do. To become the best, learn from & hangout with the best...

A novel is a work of poetry. In order to write it, one must have tranquility of spirit and of impression.

I've worked with the greatest actors, and they're all gone. This is what's so desperate to me.

Everything in life is relative.

Totally without hope, one cannot live. To live without hope is to cease to live.

Playing dress up begins at age 5 and never really ends.

[On dishonesty:] If there were a cry of 'stop thief!' we would all stand still.

I would work as a cook, get a little money, then open another restaurant.

The godly seed fares well: the wicked's is accurst.