I hope you feel better today. Please ring me at work if you are dead.

I'm screwed up, mixed up, messed around, dive-bombing, crashing and burning.

Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.

It's a lot easier to be crazy or mad than to just get on with living.

Well, first you have to be very, very funny. I have realized that it is essential for a boy to be funny. Otherwise, what is the point in a boy?

Her skin is pale as watermelon sucked free of its juices.

You're making me nervous by being so weird. But your weirdness is what I like about you.

What does it mean?" Emily said, in a low, panicked voice: "What does it mean if a rainbow comes before rain?

You do know the answers to most of your problems. Somewhere deep inside, you know.

My father, I never knew, except for this one time when he threw a ball and told me to go fetch it. "Dad," I said. "Am I a dog?" "Lydia," he said. "I apologize.

I am a student of love.

Jehovah-Jireh is a Great provider. Even in times of famine, we have enough to eat.

Same mind with same old ideas enters the same old year

Bad things bring out the real you

Unless the she-wolf agrees, there’s always a chance of rejection.

Retirement must be wonderful. I mean you can suck in your stomach for only so long.

There is a wide range of views within the Jewish community, so it's not monolithic.

I regarded drugs as somewhat like rattlesnakes - it's possible to pick one up without getting bit, but why bother?

By merely foreswearing violence and taking advantage of their unique position contiguous with the world’s most creative people, the Palestinians could be rich and happy.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die.

Again, having - fortunately having never been in trouble. And eventually I found out that I was on a watch list.