I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected.

I have not come into this world to make men better, but to make use of their weaknesses.

It is with nations as it is with individuals. A book of history is a book of sermons.

Young leading cadres have risen up by helicopter. They should really rise step by step.

The way to transmute your iron duty into gold in everyone's eyes is this: always deliver more than you promise.

What have we to offer the world beside the superabundant loot which we recklessly plunder from the earth under the maniacal delusion that this insane activity represents progress and enlightenment?

Kind words cost you nothing but are sometimes worth more than a million dollars.

If our Trade be taxed, why not our Lands, or Produce in short, everything we possess? They tax us without having legal representation.

No matter how much theory progresses, how radically styles change, chess play is inconceivable without tactics.

Villains are kind of hard to really know on a personal level when you see them as mean, unsensitive-type people.