I hope your bacon burns.

I think we ought to live happily ever after.

To love someone enough to let them go, you had to let them go forever or you did not love them that much.

That's why I love spiders. 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.

Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.

Happiness isn't a thing. You can't go out and get it like a cup of tea. It's the way you feel about things.

A heart's a heavy burden.

She was remorseless, but she lacked method.

I am a believer in free will. If my dog chooses to hate the whole human race except myself, it must be free to do so.

Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.

Being a hero means ignoring how silly you feel.

When you choose to look down on something, you render yourself incapable of understanding it.

With endless time, nothing is special. With no loss or sacrifice, we can’t appreciate what we have

Never expect anything, ye will never be demoralized

Gentle dullness ever loves a joke.

Age affects how people experience time.

If you're on the cover of any magazine, you certainly get recognized more.

The heart has no wrinkles.

Let's face it. I'm an open book.

Ever since I was younger, I would make table reads at home where I would give fake interviews.

Every Christian is a priest, not offering a sacrifice for sins - since that has been done once and for all - but offering his person, praise and possessions.