I hoped our lives would continue this way forever, but inevitably the past came knocking. Not the good kind that was collectible but the bad kind that had arthritis.

A zoo is a good place to make a spectacle of yourself, as the people around you have creepier, more photogenic things to look at.

Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.

The landscape is best described as 'pedestrian hostile.' It's pointless to try to take a walk, so I generally just stay in the room and think about shooting myself in the head.

It's safe to assume that by 2085 guns will be sold in vending machines but you won't be able to smoke anywhere in America.

The things I've bought from strangers in the dark would curl your hair.

Oh, for Christ's sake, ' I hear. 'Can we please just try to have a good time?' This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn't work. I've tried it.

I'm dating myself, but this was before Jesus Christ. We worshiped a God named Sashatiba, who had five eyes, including one on the Adam's apple.

Do not seek to control other souls. Seek to know your sacred soul

The private and personal blessings we enjoy-the blessings of immunity safeguard liberty and integrity- deserve the thanksgiving of a whole life.

I love being home at Christmastime.

My heroes are the ones who survived doing it wrong, who made mistakes, but recovered from them.

Most affectations conceal something eventually, even though they don't in the beginning.

Events do not really have beginnings or ends. Behind every event is the previous one, causing, or helping to cause, what follows.

Money plays the largest part in determining the course of history.

It just wasn't the fairy tale I had hoped for.

You always come back to earth with a thump at some stage. Life has it's ups and downs; the acid test is how you handle the downs.

A note can be as small as a pin or as big as the world, it depends on your imagination.