I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness.

If you want to save a species, simply decide to eat it. Then it will be managed - like chickens, like turkeys, like deer, like Canadian geese.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

Look what venison does to a goofy guitar player from Detroit? I'm going to be 54 this year and if I had any more energy I'd scare you.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

The government is so out of control. It is so bloated and infested with fraud and deceit and corruption and abuse of power.

There will come a time when the gun owners of America, the law-abiding gun owners of America, will be the Rosa Parks and we will sit down on the front seat of the bus, case closed.

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.

I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

I'm Beginning To Wonder If It Would Have Been Best Had The South Won The Civil War.

I'm the gun guy, a loud guitar Dirty Harry with a ponytail.

God knows that you are exactly the right person who can fulfill His desires

The silence became palpable and merciless in its depths. The only sound came from my car’s radio. The Temptations towed me to tears.

An Odonian’s goal is positive, not negative. Suffering is dysfunctional, except as a bodily warning against danger. Psychologically and socially it’s merely destructive.

The truth is, aging can be your realest opportunity to decide how best to live - and the best incentive for getting you to do just that.

To have and to want more that is life.

I actually quite like [social media]. It's spontaneous, you don't really have to commit to it and I enjoy the interaction. Also, I have never sworn on there, not once.

Anger is a violent act, envy a constant habit - no one can be always angry, but he may be always envious.

And in most highly academic environments in the United States, no one fails anything.

Blues fallin' down like hail And the day keeps on worryin' me There's a hell hound on my trail.

Far from being an aberration that is not representative of Christianity, the persecution of heretics follows logically from the connection of faith and salvation as presented by Jesus in the Gospels.