I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.

Jesus promises a life in which we increasingly have to stretch out our hands and be led into places where we would rather not go.

Remember to give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way

Will the last person on the planet please turn off the lights?

At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.

Men are not created to know, men are not created to understand ... and our illusions increase with our knowledge.

Before I let myself question my loyalty to my people, I'm quitting music. I didn't do this to be by myself.

Yes, ruling by fooling, is a great British art with great Irish fools to practice on.

You are given the gifts of the gods; you create your reality according to your beliefs.

Immerse your soul in love.