I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

You can't truly hate someone until you've cared about them. Until you've loved them.

The same Book that tells us over and over again of God’s love warns us constantly of the devil who would come between us and God, the devil who is ever waiting to ensnare men’s souls.

Love is boundary-less.

I drag a lot of stuff round with me that I don't need.

She's a hypnotist collector; you are a walking antique.

Nobody is going to dictate our freedom.

People acting in their own self-interest is the fuel for all the discovery, innovation, and prosperity that powers the world.

The only way to break the chains of fear and doubt is to know in your heart that God loves you-no matter what.

I thought about that for a minute - about what I wanted.

The machinations of ambiguity are among the very roots of poetry.