I intend to put them on the charts.

When I work fourteen hours a day, seven days a week, I get lucky.

We got to pray just to make it today.

The biggest mistake to me is complacency.

Just think of something that would be "wonderful" if it were only "possible". Then set out to make it possible.

Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype I'm dope on the floor and I'm magic on the mic

People will always work harder if they're getting well paid and if they're afraid of losing a job which they know will be hard to equal. As is well known, if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

This is it for a winner, Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner, Move slide your rump, Just for a minute let's all do the bump, Bump, bump, bump yeah.

When I see everyone rushing in one direction, I know it's time to move the other way.

Automating a mess yields an automated mess.

My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15 in the parking lot at a Mexican food restaurant.

I work with great gladness for what I want.

Patriotism is best exemplified through auto-critique.

It's safe to say I'm a comedy nerd. I listen to so many podcasts. I just love to laugh.

Marriage? It's like asparagus eaten with vinaigrette or hollandaise, a matter of taste but of no importance.

If you seek enlightenment, then career is a very important idea on your agenda.

When in doubt, wear white. I think white is a very important color just spiritually, and I think when you're feeling that way white is a great color to wear.

I don't give a damn if I go to hell. I love you Satan. The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

The Republic doesn't exist out here. We must survive on our own.

I had forgotten how thrilling a snow day is until my son started school, and as much as he loves it, he swoons at the idea of a free day arriving unexpectedly, laid out like a gift.

When you spend your days doing what fulfills you, you are attractive.