I invest in funds myself even though I run my own fund for my daughters.

It's the company itself, but most of these mutual fund companies, the guy who runs the company is just a fact totem and the guy who runs the money is the power. But we really don't know who they are.

Every once in a while, the market does something so stupid it takes your breath away

But be very, very careful, because when you're playing with momentum, you're playing with fire.

Remember, I am neither a bear nor a bull, I am an agnostic opportunist. I want to make money short- and long-term. I want to find good situations and exploit them.

We are all wrong so often that it amazes me that we can have any conviction at all over the direction of things to come. But we must.

I wish it grew on trees, but it takes hard work to make money.

I mean it's the most objective industry in the world. If your numbers stink, you're out. If your numbers are good, you get more money. It's the most Darwinian, it's beautiful, it's brutal, it works.

When I come to work each day, whether as a commentator for TheStreet.com or a host of Mad Money With Jim Cramer, I have only one thought in mind: helping people with their money.

Oligopoly, plutocracy, kleptocracy: All things that are good for a shareholder.

Whatever money you may need for the next five years, please take it out of the stock market right now, this week.

Marriages maybe made in heaven, but a lot of the details have to be worked out here on earth.

I can always call on God, in time, in where.

The real virtue is not to be free from desires but to be content with what you have.

The depth of your challenges will determine the heights of your success in life

Perhaps it's because I appreciate all I have so much that I don't worry about what I haven't got.

You can have all the talent in the world, but if the pumper's not there, it doesn't matter.

From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be, Much pleasure, then from thee much more, must flow, And soonest our best men with thee do go, Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.

I can imagine there is going to come a time when someone will do 13 hours of a story without breaks.

There is one thing to be remembered: that the assertion 'I am God' cannot be made with regard to the sense-world.

I find sadness and strife to be so much more interesting with an upbeat melody.