I judge a restaurant by the bread & the coffee.

Take the feeling of hunger out of your gut, and you're no longer a champion

As long as you are curious, you defeat age.

The first duty of life is to live.

When two partners always agree, one of them aint necessary.

Alcoholics are mostly disappointed men.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

I always try to improve, to find new ways of expressing myself, to keep looking for truth and originality.

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I admire honesty and straightforwardness combined with true femininity.

You see, if you make believe hard enough that something is true, then it is true for you.

In calmness of mind is greatness.

Analytical software enables you to shift human resources from rote data collection to value-added customer service and support where the human touch makes a profound difference.

There's no locality on the web - every market is a global market.

When you're dead you don't have a mental problem.

Well, I never been to SpainBut I kinda like the musicSay the ladies are insane thereAnd they sure know how to use itThey don't abuse it, never gonna lose itI can't refuse it.

Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.

Everything is transient. Everything is constantly changing. The only thing we have is now.

I’m never wrong? Who besides Republican presidents and evil masterminds can say that with a straight face?

I'd like it if people thought I was Jewish looking.

Its always the minorities who arent a part of the mainstream who define what the limits... of the majority are going to be.