I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

A poet is not an apostle

Or maybe watching you enjoy a carefree summer while you fell in love was what kept me out of the hospital in the first place.

Adolescence isn't just about prom or wearing sparkly dresses.

Politicians are good at saying how Government must do more, but we must also think carefully about where Government should do less.

It was our third game in five days. It seemed to have an impact on us.

Giuseppe Continenza is a monster guitarist

Love and work have the virtues of making a man pretty indifferent to anything else.

Republican secretaries of state from Kissinger to Baker, Powell to Rice, President Bush, 71 United States Senators all supported President Obama's new START treaty, but not Mitt Romney.

Son,' my father said to me, 'someday this will all be yours.

A person who is not convinced, enthusiastic, certain and in love, will convince nobody.