I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!

To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

Pray for your needs, not your greed.

You don't need your eyes to love, Right?

The legal system in Afghanistan is very immature and porous.

I do not know why God does some things, but I am convinced that nothing is accidental in his universe.

Make love and not war! 'Cause we don't need no trouble. What we need is love To guide and protect us on. If you hope good down from above, Help the weak if you are strong now.

I'd rather see a sermon than hear one any day; I'd rather one should walk with me than merely tell the way.

I was at the Wal-Mart, which is where I think everybody goes eventually. If they die without Christ.

I'm attracted to things that scare me, like 'Psycho,' my favorite Hitchcock movie.

The only thing that gets in the way of a really good photograph, is the camera

Adult stem cells tend not to form tumors.