I just do what I think is funny and what's exciting to me.

I don't just want to upset people and shock people by saying something really outrageous.

I went to a private boys' school, and we had girls in the last two years.

Religious humor is not really my area, so I probably wouldn't do anything about that, or politics or something.

I feel like I'm so normal. So normal it's boring.

I'll probably be still playing a school girl when I'm 60.

If you over-think, it affects things too much; I work instinctively, like painting in a way. Think too much, and you ruin everything.

I've done signings where elderly people will line up to get photos with me and ask me to sign things. They don't even pretend it's for their grandkids. They're like, "No, it's for me."

I get bored with the constant probing for the cliched tears of the clown, the dark side of the comic.

I was sure 'Summer Heights High' would be a cult ABC thing; I had no idea it would be such a big hit.

I'm interested in youth culture - when your parents are running your life, but you think you're the big man - but I'm not trying to make a statement.

When we write with power and authenticity, it opens the door to our hearts and invites others in. When we're brave, we make others brave. Brave is good.

The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall.

According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.

So in every test, let us say: "Thank you, my God, because this was needed for my salvation."

Youth changes its tastes by the warmth of its blood; age retains its tastes by habit.

I have always stuck to my guns about what I want from the work and what interests me. I've never been seduced down the evil path. The path of taking the money.

Pastors need to find their place in the community of believers by spending time with God.

All the classic jazz players all sang and a lot of 'em sang blues.

Space travel is utter bilge. I don't think anybody will ever put up enough money to do such a thing. . . . It is all rather rot.

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.