I just don't believe in love at first sight any more, even though I've based my whole career on the concept.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.

My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

Now [after doing Pilates], I have muscles of steel and could easily deal with giving birth.

I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!

The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.

But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer, but the one being pursued. That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man.

I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.

as a child i used to complain to my father about not having toys and he would say (calvero points at his own head) this is the greatest toy ever created. Here lies the secret of all happiness.

Gross Domestic Product—the substitution, in effect, of ideas for physical value.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

You turn the handle the way it goes, not the way it ought to go

Let no one trust so entirely to natural prudence as to persuade himself that it will suffice to guide him without help from experience.

I throw raps that attacks like the Japs at Pearl Harbor

A believer is a bird in a cage, a freethinker is an eagle parting the clouds with tireless wing.

Dhoni is one of the greatest captain I have ever seen

Looking back in front of me, in the mirror a grin. Through eyes of love I see, I'm only looking at a friend.

We must be moving, working, making dreams to run toward; the poverty of life without dreams is too horrible to imagine.