I just don't like the word 'fun'--it's like Volkswagen, or bell-bottoms, or patchouli-oil or bean-sprouts...it rubs me up the wrong way.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

We all have different gifts, so we all have different ways of saying to the world who we are.

Evil might not prevail in the end, but it certainly doesn't fail to devastate in its time.

I like the U.S. and feel gratitude towards it.

With the advent of Trump Tower Live, the campaign's new nightly broadcast, streamed over Facebook, rumors are once again, swirling of a potential Trump media empire to be launched after the election.

You can get through it and you can land on your feet triumphantly and strong.

My ultimate style icon is Grace Jones.

They [unions] used straight Marxist rhetoric [in 1930s] - just the values were changed.

I'll continue to climb, trying to reach the top. But no one knows where the top is.

I'm blessed, and I'm just trying to get better every day.

I developed a passion for the Middle Ages the same way some people develop a passion for coconuts.