I just draw what I think is funny, and I hope other people think it is funny, too.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Humor was the enemy of desire.

If you want new results, get a new mindset!

Your ability to see failure as a necessary stepping stone directly correlates with your ability to dream bigger and dream better.

The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world.

Every year, you try to be more consistent. It's a long year and it's tough to do. But those great players do find it. That's something that I try to do.?

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

Just love the one in front of you. Take in the orphan, take in the widow. Just love the one in front of you.

It's time for the party of big ideas, not the party of Big Brother!

Today we did what we had to do. They counted on America to be passive. They counted wrong.

Well, I was born and raised in the Midwest, in Indiana specifically, and my childhood was full of weekend movies, you know, the Saturday and Sunday popcorn movies.