I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Help when you can. Give what you have. Do what you must. Be who you ought to be.

But women have lust, too. Why should they be relegated to the position of custodian of emotions, watcher of the infants, feeder of the soul, body and pride of man?

The sun was a toddler insistently refusing to go to bed.

Every TODAY has a better version, called TOMORROW.

All gardening is landscape painting.

I don't design down to a price.

China is a much richer country than any part of Europe.

Miracle is a misunderstood reality.

Happiness is German engineering, Italian cooking, and Belgian chocolate.

So small as to be negligible. It's strange, but there's something in that thought that makes me feel almost...free.