I just get my news from the Internet.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

Life is a physics problem. Bodies in motion.

Brand-new truths are probably not Truths.

We have entered, almost without noticing, an age of exploration and discovery unparalleled since the Renaissance.

If we did not take great pains, and were not at great expense to corrupt our nature, our nature would never corrupt us.

Nowhere in the world, in no act of genocide, in no war, are so many people killed per minute, per hour and per day as those who are killed by hunger and poverty on our planet.

There is a gulf fixed between those who can sleep and those who cannot. It is one of the greatest divisions of the human race.

Few things are worth doing perfectly.

So the only way we're going to improve fuel economy or appliance efficiency swiftly and to the maximum extent practicable is if the government requires it.

I'm old, and so busy with work, that I like to just stay home and get my sleep now. I try not to burn both ends of the candle.