I just go about my life. I'm a mom, I drive an SUV, I go to the grocery store every day. I'm definitely not a celebrity. I always say that I'm a celebrity-adjacent.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye.

Because Jesus was someone, you’re free to be no one.

Love is the only thing that changes abstinence from a prison into pleasure.

she had something I could not have, and so I resented her—but I realized the fault was mine and not hers.

You know a man is interesting when you forget to notice how expensive — or cheap — his clothes are.

Hawaii was beautiful of course, we played at Turtle Bay an amazing resort right on the ocean.

The Senate gathered to say goodbye to Vice President Joe Biden. Biden has been a presence there for more than 40 years.

A fight can express things people might not be able to say with words.

- No, no... She shook her head for emphasis. No. His lips twitched. - One 'no' is enough, darling.

I decided I can't pay a person to rewind time, so I may as well get over it.