I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

I should like to preface my remarks with a personal statement in order that my later remarks will not be misunderstood. I consider myself an atheist.

The commonest form, one of the most often neglected, and the safest opportunity for the average man to seize, is hard work.

California is no longer a state, it's a hedge fund.

We decide to start with the best-known sight of all, the one that, more than any other, exemplifies what the Big Apple is all about: the Islip Garbage Barge.

Because our gifts carry us out into the world and make us participants in life, the uncovering of them is one of the most important tasks confronting any one of us.

If meditate on the third eye and have headaches it means you are trying to pull in too much power from the occult chakra. The danger is obsession.

Beauty, strength, youth, are flowers but fading seen; Duty, faith, love, are roots, and ever green.

An American Virgin would never dare command; an American Venus would never dare exist.

Listening to my regular favourites - Mozart, Beethoven, Brahms and so on - I always feel, quite misguidedly, that nothing can be too bad if such beauty and brilliance exists in the world.

Truth requires a maximum effort to see through the eyes of strangers, foreigners, and enemies.