I just got this new camera. It's very advanced - you don't even need it.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

Too many people overvalue what they are not and undervalue what they are.

The more we pollute the earth, the less we deserve to live on earth!

Love is when you give someone else the power to destroy you, and you trust them not to do it.

Once you acknowledge that reality is not your enemy, it will no longer be your enemy.

No union exists between church and state, and perfect freedom of opinion is guaranteed to all sects and creeds.

I think initially we wanted to use the first letter of the character's name. We thought S was perfect.

letters are so much easier than living. One can give one's best.

I'm just fascinated with the world that I can see, but I'm even more fascinated with the world that I can't see.

[Senators John Kerry & John Edwards] have risen high in Democratic polls with a brand of class resentment and soak-the-rich rhetoric rooted in the old-fashioned liberalism of Ted Kennedy.