I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Being a dumb is better than being a dummy

Do not let the fear of unknown deter you from trying.Keep trying until you succeed.

As a woman, you accept the situation, adapt to it, and do your best, whereas men would choose violence.

The more you accept herb, the more you accept Rastafari.

Be honest about who you are and what your bringing to the table and what your expectations are.

Creationism: the theory that Rome was built in a day.

I always believed that whatever had to be written would somehow get itself written.

The simpler we make things, the richer the experiences become.

The substantial uncertainty about the path of asset price movements going forward necessarily reduces the case for altering policy in advance of the move.

The stage is where I feel most comfortable, and I miss it all the time.