I just like making people laugh, and buried in that I like to bring up topics and start discussions.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

If the only prayer you say throughout your life is "Thank You, " then that will be enough.

Angels around us, angels beside us, angels within us. Angels are watching over you when times are good or stressed. Their wings wrap gently around you, whispering you are loved and blessed.

That enfabled rock that ship of life that swarming million-footed tower-masted sky-soaring citadel that bears the magic name of the Island of Manhattan.

Tragedy makes you grow up.

Classical music's ability to translate emotional themes is fantastic.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

When people tell me nothing has changed, I say come walk in my shoes and I will show you change.

There is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bllodeshot eye.

Wonder is the beginning of all wisdom.

I was never really unpopular in high school.