I just like to write and then perform.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Music is ... A higher revelation than all Wisdom & Philosophy

He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?

The meaning of life is simply the meaning we give to it.

Your values are your essence: an undistorted mirror showing you at your pure, attractive best.

Be more interested in people's character, than their contributions.

Only thin, weak thinkers despise fairy stories. Each one has a true, strange fact hidden in it, you know, which you can find if you look.

There is no security for any power unless it be a security in which its neighbours have an equal share.

Lasting change happens when people see for themselves that a different way of life is more fulfilling than their present one.

Our constitutional liberties shall not be sacrificed in our search for greater security, for that is what our enemies and all enemies of freedom and democracy hope to achieve.

I believe that mediocrity is self-inflicted and that genius is self-bestowed.