I just lost a buttonhole.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

...art had no moral responsibility. Art, he argued, should strive only to be a beautiful object entirely separate from its creator.

It is possible for a woman to be a romantic, but also to be single and to be happy.

If you look at anything, there are always comedic moments.

Personally, as a student who loves words, who loves texts, I am concerned with finding something in the text from within.

I share no man's opinions; I have my own.

How much I love every thing that is decided and open!

Live with passion. Live with purpose.

There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

The poet: would rather eat a heart than a hambone.

We carry our house plants from one window to another to give them the proper heat, light, and moisture. Should we not be at least as careful of ourselves?