I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could. I don't need to be wrapped in herbs like a salmon fillet, but I do love a massage.

I don't worry about people misinterpreting my kindness for weakness.

Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about 30 seconds and he just couldn't do it.

What's frustrating as an actor, when you want to work hard, you can only work once that phone rings and then you can only work until the production wraps. Then you have to find another job.

I love a massage. I'd go every day if I could.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

My hobbies have varied over the years. There were a whole set of new ones before I got married. Now I spend as much time with my wife, who is my best friend.

Marathons are good training goals.

I really enjoy playing that everyman part because that part is us, the audience. And you need somebody inside a comedy to tether the absurdity to reality.

Positive thinkers always affirm blessings on themselves and see themselves as legitimate heirs.

Your being happy is an incentive to the world.

I'm the type of guy who likes to be there 24-7. I'm Mr. Roses.

Without just one nest A bird can call the world home Life is your career

Up is never where you are now.

Set me anything to do as a task, and it is inconceivable the desire I have to do something else.

And no photographs taken with the aid of flashlight either, if only out of respect of the actual light—even when there isn't any of it.

...the rank and file are usually much more primitive than we imagine. Propaganda must therefore always be essentially simple and repetitious.

I think that the best companies are companies that have a real purpose.

I've learned to always avoid saying "always"