I just love things that serve a duel purpose.

If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.

Librarians are notorious snitches—don’t let anybody convince you otherwise.

Other than the voices in my head, I think I’m pretty normal.

Who in their right mind counts the tiles on the floor when they go visiting a neighbor?

I really should come with a warning label.

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

I figured it is always better to be unpopular by your own choice.

You know, my main goal in life is trying not to end up in a straightjacket.

Apparently I couldn’t even pretend to be normal.

It is not easy being trapped in a school that is caught between cornfields and cows.

...you do not have too many boogeymen for me. You have just the right number.

Science often progresses by carving out new distinctions that refine the fuzzy categories of natural language.

Blessed are those who give without remembering. And blessed are those who take without forgetting.

As an actor, we are, in a way, a mirror of other people.

In any relationship, the woman has control, the clever ones don't let the men know.

[Travel seems] not just a way of having a good time, but something that every self-respecting citizen ought to undertake, like a high-fiber diet, say, or a deodorant.

It's hard to imagine that our love is a story with an end. But you know, at least I'm getting some really good songs out of it

The need is to recognize that The patient is the healer, Not the doctor.

Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.

When I hit my 20s, I took a chill pill and relaxed because throughout my teens I was churning out an album a year. It was a treadmill of work then recording, promoting and touring.