I just never did buy this idea that you have to live in Los Angeles to be an actor. I didn't see that as a requirement in my job description.

Are we just pretending to be unhappy so that we can add drama to our lives, so that we seem more substantial?

Television in the last few years has been where all the great writers are going. TV now is what indie film used to be.

Nothing seems to matter but ourselves. That's not how I was brought up. I don't recognize the country I live in anymore.

I think we have the attention span of a gnat. You know, with cell phones and Twitter.

We're all capable of anything as human beings. Any emotion, any action. We really are.

Working with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.

Comedy is hard to do. All the cliches about it are true.

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.

I think Michigan keeps you sane and on an even keel through the ups and downs. In Michigan, I do fireworks, shovel snow and live life.

You can't rewrite nothing, but you can rewrite 90 pages of sh*t. Now you've got your sh*t on the page, you can go work.

People that are scared of the dark have great imaginations and are my kind of people. Those who see nothing in the darkness are boring.

In school nativity plays I was always the bloody little donkey, I was never Mary.

Anything that I do is something that I'm passionate about and really believe in, no matter how it turns out.

If certain facilities, local facilities have to be arranged, the local authorities have to come. And that makes the Indian system slow moving, Indian administrative system slow moving.

Sanity is sometimes a matter of going on, outwardly, as if everything is all right.

I see myself as the mind of the business which takes care of every last detail; if you do not do this you cannot be fast enough.

Everyday life is interesting enough, whether it be in an office or being ignored on the set of something supposedly more glamorous.

We've greatly exaggerated the risk of sinking, without celebrating the value of swimming.

There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.

Woe and death to all who resist my will!