I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

Chin up princess, or the crown slips.

You don't have to know how you are going to accomplish your goals, you just have to know that you will.

I thought of writing a summary about you, but when I finished it was a book.

I can be seen as not being very communicative, or rather mysterious, or distant, or rather cold - all those things. Yeah, I know I can give off that impression. So I am that, too.

I live for challenges. In my career, all I want to do is try to challenge myself and have a varied career.

I think success is being exactly who God called us to be and fighting to your death to live that out.

I won't comment on what Bob Dylan said, but I will comment on his receiving the Nobel Prize, which to me is like pinning a medal on Mount Everest for being the highest mountain.

Sometimes,” he said after a second that lasted a million years, “things get broken. And they can’t be fixed.

Animal Rights is now the greatest Social Justice issue since the abolition of slavery.

All that matter is honesty, integrity, and courage to face your conviction.