I just remember the early days of Tenacious D. There was no talk or thought about doing a TV show or a movie.

The greatest gift in life is the ability to think great thoughts and have the strength to take action so that those thoughts become reality in this wonderful and abundant world.

Funny songs, that’s my ticket. I can’t remember when it started or why it started, it’s just something that I NEEDED.

I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can take me to the highest heights, it's almost like a spiritual feeling. It fills that void for me.

You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.

I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

The real challenge is if you don't look super sexy, like a Brad Pitt, you're going to have to try harder. You're going to have to make up for it in other ways.

I recommend that everyone in their youth be as out of shape as possible so that when you turn 40, people can go, "Wow, you look much better now."

I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.

An angry man is twice stronger than his normal.

think think think until you blink

I am of the opinion that there is nothing which has been produced by the will of man which cannot in its turn be altered by another human will.

Give me an Army of West Point graduates and I'll win a battle... Give me a handful of Texas Aggies and I'll win a war.

I couldn't wait to start the day.

And her sleep was too long and deep for that:so deep that she left her normal reality behind.

Doing a scene is like opening a bottle. If it doesn't open one way, try another - perhaps even give it up for another bottle?

I don't like the current political system in the USA and some other countries. Increasingly democracy has been hijacked by corporate interests.

It's nice when your boyfriend thinks you're beautiful.

A book is a fragile creature. It suffers the wear of time, it fears rodents, the elements, clumsy hands.