I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

I believe the United States should allow all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language... Apache.

Be so good they can't ignore you.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life. But people do often spending more time finding out about failed relationships than finding successful ones.

Relationships end, but they don't end your life.

Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way.

Darkness can inspire light, and light can inspire darkness, its just a difference of distant of these two contrasting forces.

Any business that is looking for new customers needs to understand the Internet and how to market their goods or services through it.

A single grateful thought toward heaven is the most perfect prayer.

On the larger issue of the travel ban, our friend Charles Krauthammer of The Washington Post I think put it pretty well. I'm not sure it's illegal, but it's extremely stupid.

What action could bodies and substances have if they were not named in a further increase of dignity where common nouns become proper nouns?

I was still rooting for Notre Dame.It's like there's the cultural Catholic experience.

The great irony is that women are accused of making romantic comedies, as if it’s a bad thing, but Marc Webb makes a romantic comedy and he gets ‘Spider-Man.’ Are you kidding me? You cannot win.

Im not really a tropical paradise kind of person.

I paid more attention to the way I looked before my children were born. Afterward, it wasnt important to look exactly right.

Why I so much prefer autumn to spring is that in the autumn one looks at heaven--in the spring at the earth.