I just sit at my typewriter and curse a bit.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

If kids and teenagers can get into a band, it's probably not because they think it's brainy.

There are no physical divisions in the subtle domain and therefore no barriers between heaven and hell, light and shadow.

No, I can't do rap music...

It is not deeds or acts that last: it is the written record of those deeds and acts.

Serious times require strong leadership.

Actors should arouse a sense of wonder because of their ability to exceed what the spectators can envision ever being able to do.

Make your life about something bigger than your life.

Music: what so many sentences aspire to be.

The sense of being alone is a huge issue for so many people in this world. As a worshipper of Jesus, there's a very real sense that we are always seen, held and known.

All envy is proportionate to desire; we are uneasy at the attainments of another, according as we think our own happiness would be advanced by the addition of that which he withholds from us.