I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

Bridget wondered whether it all came down to the claustrophobic choice between dying beautiful or living ugly.

Sympathy from strangers can be ruinous.

The men had scattered in all directions, which men are inclined to do when women leave them to their own devices for any length of time. I believe they are easily bored.

Our computers have become windows through which we can gaze upon a world that is virtually without horizons or boundaries.

I hate a hook. It nauseates me. I could vomit when I see one. It's like a rattlesnake in your pocket.

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones.

Substantively Democrats are much closer to where the American people are than Republicans are.

Moments is about a girl dying and her boyfriend committing suicide because he can't live without her

We teachers are rather good at magic, you know.

Yeah, my bad," Leo muttered. "I should've crashed on one of the other islands. Oh, wait-there aren't any!" She [Calypso] snarled and kept walking along the edge of the water.