I just think the world ought to be more sort of organized.''That's just fantasy, ' said Twoflower.'I know. That's the trouble.' Rincewind sighed again.

On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists.

Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life.

If I were you, I'd sue my face for slander.

No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk.

On the Disc, the Gods aren't so much worshipped, as they are blamed.

My personal theory is that he has a very firm grasp upon reality, it's simply not a reality the rest of us have ever met before.

The flip side of the coin of which Good and Evil are but one side.

The gods had a habit of going round to atheists' houses and smashing their windows.

Everyone has gods. You just don't think they're gods.

It tells him what to say. I know it sounds ridiculous, ” muttered Hugh.“How can a book tell a man what to say?

The biggest magic of the world is DEATH.

Adapt yourself to the needs of the people

The cancer set into her bones and whittled her down to nothing. The weariness of the world and the weight in her heart laid her to rest in January.

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand.

I'm here to be me, which is taking a great deal longer than I had hoped.

I've had fans come and knock on my door. I'm usually polite, but I'm usually very direct and say, 'It's not cool that you come here uninvited.

Geometry is one and eternal shining in the mind of God. That share in it accorded to men is one of the reasons that Man is the image of God.

Divine nature gave us fields, human skill built our cities. -Divina natura dedit agros, ars humana aedificavit urbes

I've always been given respect because I'm kind of mannish, and I'm not a great beauty. I've never played the coquette card because I'm no good at it.

You should ask for a performance evaluation. Ask your boss, where do I stand? I need to know what I can do better and what I'm doing well.