I just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective on the world.

What is existence for but to be laughed at if men in their twenties have already attained the utmost?

In a word, in adversity she was the best of comforters, in good fortune the most troublesome of friends...

Adult helplessness destroys children. Or it forces them to become tiny adults of their own.

I am starting to talk fast now, and I have to remember to slow down because when I get excited, I start to sound like myself and my American accent goes away.

I love cars, but I love bikes more.

I'm not a big fan of the white lie.

We use NVC to evaluate ourselves in ways that engender growth rather than self-hatred.

Theory without data is myth: data without theory is madness.

There are a broad range of issues that need to be dealt with. We've got the president's name up on buildings in places where they could be a terrorist attack. This is a very precarious situation.

I count myself as one of millions of Americans whose life simply would not be the same without the libraries that supported my learning.