I just try to find targets I feel something about and express it my way.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Purity is defined by the clearness of the stars

Mindfulness, the aware, balanced acceptance of present experience, is at the heart of what the Buddha taught.

Just previous to the birth of my little son, my mind gave way and my child was born in the asylum for the insane at Stockton, Cal. My boy was buried there.

Prodigious was the amount of life I lived that morning.

I don't actually own a car.

Sometimes you have to go through some ugly stuff to get to the good stuff.

Life is all about Living, Forgiving and Loving!.

The only character I ever remember actually creating in a flash of inspiration was George Liquor. God planted that in my head in an instant.

Where the hell are the singing cats?

Education, in K-12, technical college and universities needs to be a top priority in Wisconsin.