I just want to be able to be creative.

There are so many different stories. You can choose to tell them, or not, but they certainly have the right to exist

Don't be snarky, but don't be saccharine. Don't pander, but don't shut people out. Go straight down the line with the performance.

I'd like to be in a tiny indie where I'm lost at sea.

I just want to work hard. I love that feeling.

I always just wanted to be a movie actress, like Lily Tomlin or Ruth Gordon. I just imagined myself being in a movie, wearing stylish women's clothing the way I saw Amy Irving wearing it.

Sometimes you watch comedians and feel like they're jerking off in front of you, but they want you to see how big it is.

I tend to be a bit of a workaholic, but I also can't function without some sort of domesticity as well.

I think my comedic style is at once bashful and explosive. It's a little bit perverted, and a little bit ladylike and old-fashioned, which is a great mix. Sort of tangy.

I'm competitive and I have a messy purse, but otherwise, I like people to think I'm a winner.

I don’t think men have time to be funny because they have to make all of our rules about what we can do with our vaginas.

It's a bubble. It has to have intrinsic value. You have to really stretch your imagination to infer what the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is. I haven't been able to do it. Maybe somebody else can.

One thing you learn in this job [being US President] is that even if something's not your fault, you're still responsible. And that's how it should be.

I've seen some players with very big feet ... and some with very small feet.

A spiritual law that few recognize is that our confession rules us. It is what we confess with our lips that really dominates our inner being.

The Clinton paradox: How could a president so intelligent, so compassionate, so public-spirited and so conscious of his place in history act in such a stupid, selfish and self-destructive manner?

We are all meaning-seeking, meaning creating creatures and when we experience the loss of meaning, we suffer.

Something smells fishy and they say it's you, all I know is that you made it with the whole damn crew.

A vow imparts stability, ballast and firmness to one's character.

I was very much disappointed in the Atlantic Ocean.

When she kissed me, I had the feeling my brain was melting right through my body.