I just want to say to the kids out there watching: You can do anything you want in life. Unless Jay Leno wants to do it too.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Just because someone desires you, it does not mean that they value you.Read it over.Again.Let those words resonate in your mind.

Everything that happens, happens at the only possible time it can happen, and it is always at exactly the right time.

In order to be successful you must decide to be intentional about what you do, how you live, and who you are becoming.

One of the greatest lessons we can learn in life is how to keep mute when the boiling ring of anger is dropped within us

I congratulate Secretary [Hillary] Clinton on her victory. But, I think, for us, that is about as bad as it's going to get.

Cinema d'auteur, cinema about people, about emotions. About la difficulté d'être, the difficulty of being, existential problems. That's what the nouvelle vague is. The early '60s was all about that.

When I admit my own imperfections, it doesn't mean I am a bad person.

I'd rather take a contested shot than an open shot any day ... It's kind of boring when you take open shots

Even in this day and age, if you're not married, there are people who are like, 'Don't worry, it'll happen for you someday.'

There's a difference between standing up and telling people what you're planning to do and standing up and going and accomplishing something.