I just want your body, Sheeba, I don't want your brains.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are.

Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.

Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great player.

The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.

The only real person you need to know is you.

Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn't mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.

He (Marilyn Manson) has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

The best things in life don't make sense

because in the past words have only driven them apart.

It's not my credentials that qualify me to teach my child. It's my God who made me qualified when I became a mom.

Fewer than half of churchgoers, including born-again Christians, felt strongly that their church demonstrates unconditional love.

The advertisement is one of the most interesting and difficult of modern literary forms.

A financer is a pawnbroker with an imagination.

Physics is mathematical not because we know so much about the physical world, but because we know so little; it is only its mathematical properties that we can discover.

If Americans could choose, would they choose to work on the infrastructure for cancer-causing oil power or would they choose to work on the infrastructure for health-reviving wind power?

Early rising is no pleasure; early drinking's just the measure.

A backup plan means somewhere in my head, I think I might fail and that word is not in my vocabulary. Plus I'm too talented to fail.

If guys practiced self-control, 'modesty' wouldn't be such a huge deal.