I just wanted to be a guy on the radio and I wanted to succeed, and I wanted a situation where I could be honest.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Let me feel how thy pulses beat.

Yet, no matter how deeply I go down into myself, my God is dark, and like a webbing made of a hundred roots that drink in silence.

We walked back to iDEATH, holding hands. Hands are very nice things, especially after they have travelled back from making love.

You will never get anywhere if you do not do your homework.

The infant mortality rates are insanely high. The obesity epidemic is on the rise. It is all related.

For a lot of us, we feel nostalgic about something with distance, and then [when] we go back to that thing, you remember why we left in the first place.

If I were a cassowary On the plains of Timbuctoo, I would eat a missionary, Cassock, band, and hymn-book too.

The typical Walmart today offers you 100,000 products.

Sometimes things are better off forgotten.

Great leaders love talent and know where to find it. They surround themselves with talented people who can work effectively together.