I just wrapped this movie called 'The Wedding Crashers' which was a pretty big break for me.

I grew up in a very old-fashioned Roman Catholic, Italian-Irish family in Philly.

My mother emails me stuff about when she finds a paparazzi photo and theyre like, his hair is out of control.

I think if you live in a black-and-white world, you're gonna suffer a lot. I used to be like that. But I don't believe that anymore.

This is what I learned at the hospital. You have to do everything you can, you have to work your hardest, and if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.

Life's complicated and people do things for a lot of reasons.

I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.

In a relationship you want to treat people the way you want to be treated.

I remember being away somewhere, and I had forgotten it was Valentine's Day with a person, and that was very embarrassing.

I don't know if it's animalistic or what, but men become like peacocks with their feathers up when women are around.

Give me an authentic woman, and I'm happy.

Our new strategic plan emphasizes the importance of providing access to records anytime, anywhere. This is one of many initiatives that we are launching to make our goal a reality.

One marvel of a day he had walked so far that when he returned the moon was high and full and all the world was purple shadow and silver.

You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.

Basically, I wake up, take care of my son for a little while, and then like, "I am gonna write!" And then I wind up.

You say you felt a presence, but I only sensed an absence. A vague pain without a source. I was like a patient who cannot tell the doctor where it hurts, only that it does.

I so wanted out of this conversation, but it was like a car accident: Once you started spinning, you could only wait and see what you hit.

This is my chance to make it all happen, in the one city, where they say dreams come true.

Before I'm a zombie nerd, before I'm a science-fiction nerd, I am a history nerd.

Accept who you are; and revel in it.

I was a slave to something he believed to be silly and superstitious: the idea that all life was worth defending and that nothing justified surrender to the forces of destruction.