I just write when fear overtakes me.

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.

Think before you speak. Read before you think.

My favorite animal is steak.

The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.

A hobby is, of course, an abomination, as are all consuming interests and passions that do not lead directly to large, personal gain.

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.

There are two modes of transport in Los Angeles: car and ambulance. Visitors who wish to remain inconspicuous are advised to choose the latter

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

This is why we must transcend our physical bodies. Because a body is always going to piss you off

I've always noticed that if you speak the truth in a rather silly way nobody believes you.

The Jihad is not just a way of testing yourself but also means using violence to spread Islam.

We really are All One....this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.

If your only objective is to be popular, you're going to be popular but you will be known as the Prime Minister who achieved nothing.

I thought and dreamed of nothing else but the steel works.

Old breed? New breed? There's not a damn bit of difference so long as it's the Marine breed.

The temptation to add features to a program must be resisted as strongly as possible. This requires the dedication of a saint

Nothing ever truly dies. The universe wastes nothing, everything is simply transformed.