I keep going because if you stop, you stop. Why retire? Inspire.

You always pass failure on the way to success.

Dont retire - inspire...Theres a lot to be done

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Look, I come from vaudeville, I come from burlesque, I come from heartaches, I come from sadness, I come from gladness, I come from work and sweat and respect for the craft.

I hear Jerry Falwell every Sunday here talking about the devil and Hollywood. . . . I'm gonna write him a letter. Hollywood wasn't built on filth and dirt - it was built on talent.

I don't regret anything I've ever done. I only wish I could have done more.

Life is an infiltration course. We all try and get through it. We all try and get through it unscathed - maybe not hurt, not bruised. No bones broken, maybe a few hearts here and there.

And that's the way I have always lived, for the laughs – today. N-O-W. No Other Way.

Someone once asked me what I want on my epitaph when I pass away. Just the words 'I tried.' That's what this game of life is all about. Trying. There's the tryers, the criers, and the liars.

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

Daily ripples of excellence -over time- become a tsunami of success

She was learning something important: how to live within the sound of her own slow breathing, how to love the view when her eyes were shut.

Doctors are busy playing God when so few of us have the qualifications. And besides the job is taken.

My heart is happy my mind is free. I had a father who talked with me.

The worst evils which mankind has ever had to endure were inflicted by bad governments.

Modern science has vindicated the natural equality of man.

I didn't miss the rat race, but I kinda missed the rats.

If people want to criticize a performance, that I understand. I think that's important.

To understand the nature of love — that is to be a Christian!

Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You can't help but laugh a little, because you've already seen a lot of these movies 482 times.