I keep my own personality in a cupboard under the stairs at home so that no one else can see it or nick it.

If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model. Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush.

It was my father who taught me to value myself.

I want to do something where I play Judi Dench's younger sister or daughter.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag.

It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life.

The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.

Any people whose lives are about the way they look, whether it's fat or thin, are in a dangerous area.

I've never disliked myself, and my weight has had nothing to do with my self-esteem.

I'm known among my friends for saying things I probably shouldn't sometimes, but I have to get things out in the air.

When hunting a lion it is wise to remind yourself that you too are being hunted.

The thing was, the places of your life, like the clothes you wore and the car you drove and the friends and associates you had, were a product of the way you lived.

Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.

I am neither accusing President Obama of having committed high crimes and misdemeanors nor advocating his impeachment.

With studio work, I'm always the bottom man on the totem pole.

Among fifty percent of your married couples, the husband worries very little about what his wife is doing, provided she is doing all he wishes.

Most of us cannot afford to store a year's supply of luxury items, but find it more practical to store staples that might keep us from starving in case of emergency.

Successful organizations have one common central focus: Customers.

There is a lot of talk about a centre party - and that I might lead it. I find this idea profoundly unattractive

God has chosen us to help one another.