I keep saying that the sexy job in the next 10 years will be statisticians, and I'm not kidding.

I keep saying the sexy job in the next ten years will be statisticians. People think I'm joking, but who would've guessed that computer engineers would've been the sexy job of the 1990s?

We used to be calorie poor and now the problem is obesity. We used to be data poor, now the problem is data obesity.

If a train stops at a train station, what do you think happens at a work station?

A great work is made out of a combination of obedience and liberty.

Don't let anyone knock you down. Keep your head up.

To see change in your own area code is very powerful. There's a little orphanage down the street from my company, and we donate $1 from the sale of each CD we sell to the orphanage.

I drank, I used drugs, I broke into houses, sniffed women's undergarments. I ate Benzedrex inhalers, jacked off for 18 hours at a pop, lived with my dad in a shitpad.

God always answers prayers. Sometimes it's 'yes.' Sometimes the answer is 'no.' Sometimes it's 'you gotta be kidding.

Suddenly, I don't want to be this person anymore. I don't want to pretend I'm fooling the world when I'm not. I want someone else to have a plan for me, because I'm not doing a very good job myself.

A German shepherd dog could walk in the office with a script in his mouth, and if that script was really good, they'd buy the script.

Morality is a luxury we can't afford out here. There's no right or wrong, just survival or death.

When [we]were first married, [Wade] begged me to be practical...thank God I lived by my credo: 'Veni, vidi, visa - I came, I saw, I charged it.

I dedicate all my time to baseball, because when you come from where I come from, you don't want to risk anything.