I keep thinking I'm a grown up, but I'm not.

You owe it to your inner-self to never allow your past to take the place of your present or future.

Instead of selling to your customers, help them buy.

Often the ideas in the show start out as ideas that make you laugh - outrageous "what if" ideas. I wanted an outlet for doing those.

Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about.

All things are perceived in the light of charity, and hence under the aspect of beauty; for beauty is simply reality seen with the eyes of love.

I'd been brought up on the Upper East Side in a WASP society, which was death on crutches.

Marathons are good training goals.

Give until tears stream down your eyes.

Reality has always proved to be much more sophisticated and subtle than any preconceived philosophy.

Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements.