I keep thinking they’re gonna call me. I keep thinking they’re gonna crunch the numbers and think, oh, we can make money with this! And they don’t.

Stay crunchy, even in milk.

I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of.

TV's like whitewater rafting: Without rocks, there wouldn't be rapids, and it wouldn't be as much fun.

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar!

In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

If I kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

Don’t just be yourself. Be all of yourselves. Don’t just live. Be that other thing connected to death. Be life. Live all of your life. Understand it, see it, appreciate it. And have fun.

Peace comes from the acceptance of the part of you that can never be at peace.

Angelus: Now that's everything, huh? No weapons... No friends...No hope. Take all that away... and what's left? Buffy: Me.

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.

You only get to keep what you refuse to let go of

Our motto is we respect and honour the pigness of the pig and the chickenness of the chicken. That means not confining them in a house with hundreds of others.

There's an unseen force which lets birds know when you've just washed your car.

It is wrong to say: I think. One ought to say: I am thought. I is someone else.

Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off.

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

A man is born gentle and weak. At death he is hard and stiff.

We treat our encounters with them with carefree casualness. We are certain that our relationships will naturally take care of themselves.

Prayer is the human response to the perpetual outpouring of love by which God lays siege to every soul.