I kill a sofa for you and you go and sit in a chair?” Skulduggery asked. “I don’t think you appreciate the sacrifice that has been made for you.

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Doors are for people with no imagination.

I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.

Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

The Baron, unfortunately, turns it all the way up to eleven." "Seriously? Because, you know, that's one more evil

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

I'm placing you under arrest for murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering.

Are you sulking?” “Me? No. I don’t sulk.” “You sound like you’re sulking.” “I’m just waiting for the violent urges to subside.

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.

We are here today to make a choice between the quick and the dead.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

All space is space in which to create.

Once you take care of people, people respect you.

The problem with popular thinking is that it doesn’t require you to think at all.

I don't think the women in the TV series are really like that. It's certainly not my personal experience of New York women.

It took only seconds for me to make these discoveries, but even in that short time, my stomach nearly jumped through my mouth trying to reach the food.

Pakistan is running away from talks which will be held only when we get reply. Time available is only tonight.

Dream, rather than let yourself be dreamt